Jeebus, I have had more IMs from different people about the cam pic of me eating my first corndog than I think I've had in the past week combined! Too funny! Everyone wants to know how my first corndog experience was. Is there some kind of deep-seated American fascination with corndogs and childhood that I don't know about??
It was awesome. No, I didn't eat it with ketchup. It had honey batter. No, I don't think I'll eat them regularly though. Yes, it was frozen. I ate it with honey djion mustard. Thank you for the offer but I think shipping your local fair's corndogs would be a little expensive...
I know more about corndogs now than I ever thought I would. It's like I've hit upon the cornerstone of American culture or something.
I love the internet :)

Mmmmm... corndog
Awwww yeeeeeaaah! Eat that corndog, baby. Work it. Work it. Mmmhmm.
That's it Steph...mmmmm... that's it.
Annnnnd... done.
Thanks, Steph. You never forget your first corndog.
(I have hereby soiled the innocence of this post.)
Hmmm. Maybe food on a stick is indeed part of the American character. Worthy of a thesis!