Mr X needs to have a great deal of persistence

Mr. X. needs time to think

Mr. X needs to understand

Mr X needs Jarvis' matches

Mr. X Needs YOU!

Mr. X needs to work on gaining insight into his anger

Mr. X needs to start medication

Mr X needs to convert the 'marked money' on his chip-card for the equivalent of 'used money

Mr. X, needs to use the restroom.

Mr. X needs to stay in shadow, lest his skin dry out

Google needs Orkut
Google Needs People
Google needs to be more evil
Google needs Skype
Google needs Virtual Presence
Google needs to make people aware of each other
Google Needs to Step Up in Spyware Fight
Google needs more than anything right now is top leadership
Google Needs to Hire Me
Google Needs Your Help

Shawn needs a blood transfusion (wha?)
Shawn needs to listen to Belle (who?)
Shawn needs some relief (okay.)
Shawn needs to be seen live (rockin')
Shawn needs to contact Harry Lewis (who again?)
Shawn needs sleep (always)
Shawn needs to be selective (way too selective as is)
Shawn needs no introduction (argueable)
Shawn needs a new brainchild (I have a few illegitamate brainchilds already!)
Shawn needs reminders (about what?)

;-)

haha this is really funny cuz thats how I found your site. On myspace there was a bulletin for the name needs thing.
heres the bulletin url: http://bulletin.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=bulletin.read&messageID=229739303&Mytoken=3856863D-CDC4-4A77-85AE261D124230852365522015

Your blog came up for me typing in stephanie needs.

1. Stephanie needs a strong manly shoulder to lean on

2. Stephanie needs cash fast but times are tough

3. Stephanie needs to be in a family where there are no other children or animals

4. Stephanie needs to find the secret toy-maker location

Chuck needs a map to find where he is (we don't need no stinking maps)
Chuck needs more sleep and less hangover (n.s.)
Chuck needs to publish, not travel (hmmm)
Chuck to be designed and specifically optimized for exactly this type of operation (wtf?)
Chuck needs to know how things work (OK)
Chuck needs to check his info (I agree)
Chuck needs to be Chucked by the Pubbies (this sounds rather bizarre)
Chuck needs help (enough already!)
Chuck needs to throw in South American roast chicken and some penguin or whale meat to cover the whole hemisphere (now I'm hungry)
Chuck needs to change to be able to expand his ideas (expanding my ideas is what got me here in the first place)

I swear to God, all of these are real... soooooo funny:

Margaret needs a blog.
Margaret needs assistance w/ Juresic Family Date: Sat, 13 Nov 2004, 22:52:12 -0500.
Margaret needs your help NOW!
Margaret needs to know what the heck a^2 - 2abcosθ + b^2 is all about. (yes, yes I doooooo)
Margaret needs some meds for her rash. (gosh... this is awkward...)
Margaret needs to ensure that foster parents complete training as required by the County contract. (sure, why not?)
Margaret needs a name for the hero's horse in her August '06 book, HERS TO DESIRE. (I'm writing a book?)
Margaret needs someone to talk to, but, who??? (I'm sooooo lonely...)
Margaret needs to consolidate the implementation report and get it all onto the IETF web site. (if by "implementation report" and "the IETF web site" they mean "thesis progress report" and "her supervisor's desk" then yes, yes I do)
Margaret is following patterns of self-destruction and needs to be admitted as an in-patient to a psychiatric hospital. (*twitch, twitch*)

Ahhh, the internet knows me so well.

Marg

william is a cutie
william is putting words into mouths of athletic supporters
william is kerouac in denver
william is here
william is no
william is practicing
william is my brother
william is waiting to be adopted
william is the antichrist
william is an s

The others weren't great, but this was #1

Andy needs a BAD girl to find his focus

heheheh...I could have told ya that!!!

stephanie needs a mindreader to tell her what guys are thinking

stephanie needs a genie to magicly give her straight A's

stephanie needs some action

stephanie needs a maid to clean her room and organize her car

stephanie needs her best friend back from the army

stephanie needs some good painkillers so she wont feel it hurt anymore

stephanie needs to get layed

Stephanie needs to buy up all of their company’s stock
Stephanie needs cash–fast–but times are tough
Stephanie needs to be in a family where there are no other children or animals

Stephanie needs a spanking

Stephanie needs a family who can be patient and nurturing

Stephanie needs emergency surgery

Stephanie needs one friend to be promoted

Stephanie needs the help of kennel clubs and concerned citizens in her quest to protect every deserving dog in the nation

Stephanie needs to get the women together in an alliance

This whole "shawn needs" thing is getting to be circular.
it's a damn feed back loop where every shawn on the net will have the same gosh darn needs. My needs are special. My needs are my own.

Damnit.