RIDDLE THREAD!!!

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Okay, I'll start it off. They don't have to be original, though eventually we'll run out of them.

I would definitely prefer if they were kept to the riddle format a la The Hobbit, because, honestly, all other "riddles" are just word puzzles or games. Riddling itself is a very old tradition, and I hate young interlopers who have no idea what its about---and by this, I refer to the "riddles" themselves, not the posters, deprived and misguided though they are.

Anyway, I'll start it off with one I just wrote, which hopefully is not too deficient, though one can never be sure with new riddles. Good ones are like wine--they take time to mature.

Oh. A riddle, I've been told quite wonderfully, is something that should make you go "OH! I'm SO STUPID for not getting that! It could ONLY have been that!" So posting a "riddle" like,

What's blue and red and brown all over? But of course it's a blue and red and brown ball!!! DUMBASS!!!! Is completely idiotic.

By the way, I take my riddles seriously.

What gem can be set in no ring,
that shines though surrounded by black?
I betray my master's mischevous plans
but put you in thrall nonetheless.

As you can see, you don't need to rhyme, though it's definitely a bonus, just so long as you don't go all limmericky with it. It also helps if you have a sense of rhythm and metre, but that's also not necessary. It just helps for memorization purposes.

The "What Am I?" question is assumed, and should never be put in unless it's different from "What am I?", ie, "Where am I?" or "Who am I?"

Raven.

I will mercilessly eviscerate anyone who posts a crappy riddle here. Crappy beyond reason, that is.

P.S. And PLEASE, for the love of GOD, do NOT just guess anything. Try to think about something that definitely fits the bill before posting your answer. You have only your reputation to lose by posting prematurely.

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for instance, the above riddle has an internal inconsistency which shouldn't affect the outcome, but can be improved.

"What gem can be set in no ring on the hand"

might be better, though a little wordy, perhaps.

It's probably best to ASSUME that a created riddle is garbage, and go from there when writing one. Try to make it as iron-clad as possible.

Also---another rule. There is to be NO posting of answers by the poster, unless it's REALLY necessary, ie, on a ridiculously hard riddle that no one can get, or for a crappy riddle that has more than one riddle or wasn't well thought out to begin with.

Posting the answers ruins the tradition.

Yet another disclaimer--don't be a git about this, either, and post a wonderful riddle that rhymes, follows metre, has only one answer, which is of course, something like "The priniciple of anti-matter inflection rates as applied by popular biomathematics! DUMBASS!!!!"

Raven

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Is the answer to your riddle a star?

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ambrosia wrote:
Is the answer to your riddle a star?
That was my guess too. I assume that even though you (Raven) said that the author of the riddle can't post answers, can they confirm/deny answers?

I was thinking "star" until I got to the bit about betraying the master, which I couldn't make fit.

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Yeah, I can't get that part to work either.

Until we know, here is My Favourite Riddle (two points to anyone who can recognize the source!):

I am the beginning of eternity,
Followed by half a circle, close on by half a square,
Through my fourth my fifth is seen,
To be the first in every pair.
My sixth begins seventh,
The end of time and space,
Now put my parts together to see what's taken place.

:D
(btw, anyone who knows the riddle already should refrain from posting an answer until it's clear that it's just not going to be solved. Gloat away, though.)

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The poster is allowed to confirm or deny answers, due to the fact that people could move onto the next one with the wrong answer by accident.

Mine is not a star.

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When one does not know what it is, then it is something
but when one knows what it is, then it is nothing.

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Raven's Riddle

Assuming the gem isn't literal, is the answer the twinkle in your eye?

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Re: Raven's Riddle

kryptobiotic wrote:
Assuming the gem isn't literal, is the answer the twinkle in your eye?
by Jove I do believe we have a winner!

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twinkle in the eye is correct.

And the above riddle about something and nothing is, I believe, "nothing".

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scoops wrote:
When one does not know what it is, then it is something
but when one knows what it is, then it is nothing.

What it is that you've forgotten.

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Nothing kinda correlates to "what you've forgotten" but it can also mean "what you're imagining" or "what you fear" so it's not precisely the same.

I do believe ambrosia's closer than my guess, though.

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it is not "nothing"

and it is not what you've forgotten, as likely you never knew it if you do not know what it is.

raven, i was certain this was a slow pitch softball for you...

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well, okay, since I now know that ambrosia's guess is wrong, I'll actually spend some time looking at the question :)

I'm also assuming that my other variants are wrong too, like "What you fear".

Also, that is what I love about riddles. Of course the sender thinks they're softballs. And even to someone who's seen the riddle before but forgotten it can get stumped, as it may soon be in my case.

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Also, that is what I love about riddles. Of course the sender thinks they're softballs. And even to someone who's seen the riddle before but forgotten it can get stumped, as it may soon be in my case.

exactly.........

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This thread is totally your excuse to have other people solve the Lenny Connundrum for you.

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Yeah! What she said. I'm sorry, I just hate riddles.

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You're wrong. This thread is here because I love riddles.

The Lenny Conundrum is *very* rarely an actual riddle, it's more like, well, what we've got right now is a word maze that requires us to find a path through various letters that form a phrase from the site.

Not a riddle.

And a while ago there was that engineering question. Not a riddle. In fact, I've yet to see an actual riddle on the conundrum, even through all the looking at old ones that I've done.

So yeah, moving on.

I think I'm stumped for now regarding this something/nothing question. It could be nothing, or gossip, or fear, or imaginings, or what has been forgotten--the phrases allow for all of these, and more, probably, but I've assumed that it's not any of these, and scoops has not corrected that assumption, so...

Anyone else got a clue yet? :P

Raven

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scoops wrote:
When one does not know what it is, then it is something
but when one knows what it is, then it is nothing.

Ignorance?

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scoops wrote:
When one does not know what it is, then it is something
but when one knows what it is, then it is nothing.

I'm going to say death, it is something to you when you've not known it, but if you are already dead, it is incapable of being anything to you, as you technicslly can't possibly know you have died.

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The measurement of both the position and velocity of a subatomic particle?

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stumped? really?

not death, not ignorance, not gossip, fear, imaginings....

although fear might be good... it's not that airtight of a riddle i guess..

the answer to the riddle is a riddle.

when one does not know what it is, then it is something (a riddle)
but as you pointed out yourself raven, when you know what it is, it is nothing.

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scoops wrote:
When one does not know what it is, then it is something
but when one knows what it is, then it is nothing.

confused?

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ehhh that's not the greatest answer....

A riddle solved is still something to me, and to many riddle solvers.

Sure, it seems OBVIOUS afterwards, but it's not nothing.

Raven

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Okay, so next riddle.

This one is a classic, so I don't expect anyone to not get it.

"The more you take away from me, the larger I become."

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I'll let someone else answer the classic but I'll post a riddle.

Man has tamed us but some of us still run wild.
We are constantly hungry and need to be fed often.
If i were to lick your finger, it would turn red.

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Raven wrote:

"The more you take away from me, the larger I become."

A hole/A vacuum.

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kryptobiotic wrote:

Man has tamed us but some of us still run wild.
We are constantly hungry and need to be fed often.
If i were to lick your finger, it would turn red.

Fire.

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I build up castles and tear down mountains.
I blind some people, while allow others to see.

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CMack wrote:
I build up castles and tear down mountains.
I blind some people, while allow others to see.

Dreams, or time.

btw is no one going to attempt the one I posted?

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btw is no one going to attempt the one I posted?

I don't know the source but I think I know the answer. Highlight the space below to see my guess. What is the source?

Highlight:
eclipse

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