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Haddock-Boy
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I realize that we've already got two of these theme threads going, but it makes for an interesting time, and I'm genuinely interested in people's responses for this one. Haven't decided if I want this to be a "one person answers then asks another question" thread or not.

We'll see how it goes.

Anyway,

would you rather be able to play every instrument on Earth expertly, or be fluent in all the world's languages?

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Vindicator146
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I would take the instruments.

Would you rather eat fifteen live cockroaches, or drink a quart of mayonnaise.

(I actually spent two hours figuring out my answer to that once, which is sad because I asked myself.)

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April 22, 2005 - 8:43am login or register to post comments

comandergood
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neither.

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I apologize, and I will inquire this of Haddock-Boy, but I believe that you must choose.

Well if I had to "mayonnaise". No one said you had to drink it all at once. :)

Would you rather spend an evening at home with your girlfriend/boyfriend or would you rather go out on the town with friends?

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April 22, 2005 - 9:58am login or register to post comments

Vindicator146
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comandergood wrote:
neither.

Would you rather spend an evening at home with your girlfriend/boyfriend or would you rather go out on the town with friends?

I apologize, and I will inquire this of Haddock-Boy, but I believe that you must choose.

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April 22, 2005 - 10:03am login or register to post comments

naughtytink
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I would rather stay at home with the boy:-)

Would you rather die drowning or on fire?

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April 22, 2005 - 10:10am login or register to post comments

mcavic
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I'd have to say drowning.

Would you rather go without food for 2 days, or without Internet for 2 weeks?

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April 22, 2005 - 11:13am login or register to post comments

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Internet without 2 weeks.

Would you marry someone you love or someone who loves you?

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April 22, 2005 - 11:26am login or register to post comments

Raven
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someone who loves me, though I hesitate to say it because I don't think any true love can be one way.

Would you rather kiss a chicken or a moose?

Raven

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April 22, 2005 - 12:58pm login or register to post comments

Otis
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Moose. Have you ever smelled a chicken?????

Would you rather be hated and respected or not thought of?

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April 22, 2005 - 1:28pm login or register to post comments

naughtytink
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Not thought of

I hate to think what would cause hate...

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April 22, 2005 - 2:00pm login or register to post comments

Raven
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you didn't post an option, so I'll post one for you.

Would you rather be stupid or fat?

Be honest.

Raven

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April 22, 2005 - 4:32pm login or register to post comments

TheCaretaker
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fat.

Would you rather go to a concert or to a movie?

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April 22, 2005 - 5:47pm login or register to post comments

AwPhuch
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Movie

Would you rather make have nasty sticky sweaty sex with Rosanne Bar or Ron Jeremy

Brian
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April 22, 2005 - 6:19pm login or register to post comments

Raven
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Okay, I deem this thread officially over.

I can't answer that question, even rhetorically, and I don't want to lose so much respect for anyone who does. :)

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April 22, 2005 - 6:34pm login or register to post comments

naughtytink
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THANK YOU! I was trying to decide which was the lesser evil, and I almost vomited.

That was abstolutely gross.

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April 22, 2005 - 6:46pm login or register to post comments

Vindicator146
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I'd rather do Roseanne less STD risk.

Would you rather eat 15 live cockroaches, or a quart of goddamn mayonnaise???

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April 22, 2005 - 7:07pm login or register to post comments

naughtytink
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no fair, repeat.

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April 22, 2005 - 7:58pm login or register to post comments

mcavic
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Mayonnaise. But you'd have to hold a gun to my head.

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April 22, 2005 - 11:26pm login or register to post comments

Vindicator146
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naughtytink wrote:
no fair, repeat.

It is not, the first time I asked he refused to answer.

Next question: Would you rather drink 6oz of your own urine, or 20oz. of someone else's saliva?

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April 23, 2005 - 10:36am login or register to post comments

comandergood
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Quote:
It is not, the first time I asked he refused to answer.

I did not refuse to answer, I just did not notice your question till now. I am not on here 24 /7. All though if Steph ever does an all nude marathon I would try. :) (please note my edited answer on 1st page)

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April 23, 2005 - 12:09pm login or register to post comments

mcavic
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6oz of your own urine, or 20oz. of someone else's saliva

Ok, you're sick, but I think 6oz of my own urine would be a lot better for me than a quart of mayonnaise.

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April 23, 2005 - 1:02pm login or register to post comments

Otis
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Next question: Would you rather face Raven's wrath or post another question on a thread that he deemed "officially over?"

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April 23, 2005 - 2:57pm login or register to post comments

comandergood
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Raven's Wrath would come at you either way so I just go ahead and say "Raven's Wrath".

Would you rather sky dive or go bungee jumping?

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April 24, 2005 - 11:04am login or register to post comments

Otis
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Bungee jump, but only off of the New River Gorge Bridge in Fayetteville, WV.

Would you rather take it in the face or in the ass?

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April 24, 2005 - 4:11pm login or register to post comments

Raven
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*WRATH*

:)

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April 24, 2005 - 4:36pm login or register to post comments

Haddock-Boy
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Raven wrote:
*WRATH*

:)

since his wrath was meant to be "faced" I assume that's the answer to the last question.

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April 24, 2005 - 4:37pm login or register to post comments

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Would you rather be in front of or behind the camera at an all nude photo shoot?

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April 25, 2005 - 1:19am login or register to post comments

mcavic
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Behind the camera.

Would you rather be a fake somebody, or a real nobody?

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April 25, 2005 - 2:20am login or register to post comments

Vindicator146
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I am a fake somebody.

Would you rather be attacked by a swarm of killer bees, or have to watch three hours (staying awake with your eyes open) of Nude Mexican Plus-sized Geriatrics Take in a Naked Sauna?

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April 25, 2005 - 9:20am login or register to post comments

Raven
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the bees. THE BEEEEEEEESSSS

um, would you rather save the parent or the child?

Raven

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April 25, 2005 - 7:15pm login or register to post comments

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Both. Children are light, generally. And you take the parent into the child's room, grab the kid, then jump out the window and roll.

Would you rather be shot in the hand or the foot?

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