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naughtytink
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C'mon folks, get creative:)

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"Every 'donk-donk' signifies a quick advance in the plot"


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erica057
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Systems programmer for quantum car ECUs

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Otis
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If I had no resposibilties, I would bounce full time. Other than that, consultant. How much fun would it be to piss off so many at one time?

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Cuddlemonster
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Archeologist. Yep, diggin in the dirt with my friends the worms.

Engineering can kiss my ass, but only when I have enough money that I don't need to worry about eating and all those other important things I worry about constantly. :wink:

Marg

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April 20, 2005 - 11:13pm login or register to post comments

buster
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professional hammock tester for the Costa Rican gov't.

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erica057
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buster wrote:
professional hammock tester for the Costa Rican gov't.

Become a US customs agent in the Bahamas. They do pre-screening in the Bahamas, and I was chatting up one of the agents [because I didn't want him to ask questions about where I've been]. Apparantly he's there for three years, and the government is putting him up in a waterfront house.

You get a bigger house if you're married, so we can get married so you'll get the deluxe place, then we can get anulled and share the house :)

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buster
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erica057 wrote:
buster wrote:
professional hammock tester for the Costa Rican gov't.

Become a US customs agent in the Bahamas. They do pre-screening in the Bahamas, and I was chatting up one of the agents [because I didn't want him to ask questions about where I've been]. Apparantly he's there for three years, and the government is putting him up in a waterfront house.

You get a bigger house if you're married, so we can get married so you'll get the deluxe place, then we can get anulled and share the house :)


I'm game.. but I'll still be expecting sex... in a hammock, of course ;-)

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April 21, 2005 - 12:17am login or register to post comments

erica057
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Can we still anul a marriage if it's consummated?

If not, I'm SO demanding alimony ;)

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April 21, 2005 - 12:29am login or register to post comments

buster
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erica057 wrote:
Can we still anul a marriage if it's consummated?

If not, I'm SO demanding alimony ;)


I'm SO willing to take that chance. ;-)

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Haddock-Boy
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Travel writer/show host.

Travel the world, get the inside scoop, try all the nifty things, and get it ALL paid for. That's the life.

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April 21, 2005 - 1:05am login or register to post comments

erica057
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Haddock-Boy wrote:
Travel writer/show host.

Travel the world, get the inside scoop, try all the nifty things, and get it ALL paid for. That's the life.

Oh damn...I change mine to writer for Lonely Planet.

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CMack
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A performer with a popular and highly technical traveling stage performance group.

That, or working for Pixar as an animator/artist.

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April 21, 2005 - 2:37am login or register to post comments

TheCaretaker
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Unemployed, living on the money of my rich wife, doing some housekeeping and doing silly stuff on my computer for the rest of the day.

Or a professional musician.

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Moleculor
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Writer for the Guide.

Game designer. (Not a programmer, or artist, or anything. Just the guy that comes up with concepts and suggests changes.)

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April 21, 2005 - 8:51am login or register to post comments

Vindicator146
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I'd be a truck driver.

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comandergood
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Comic book artist and writer. Or something simple like ruler of the Universe.

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April 21, 2005 - 11:13am login or register to post comments

Vindicator146
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"The best job for your skill set is....King of Spain."-The Hollow Men

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April 21, 2005 - 11:23am login or register to post comments

Toothpaste
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Once I was the King of Spain, now I eat humble pie!

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Cuddlemonster
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I love humble pie. But it's not nearly as good as mud pie. Mud pie's the shiznit.

Mizzlzarg

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April 21, 2005 - 11:44am login or register to post comments

Vindicator146
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I heard that Snoop Dogg put out a dictionary.

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product tester for fascinations (sex shop)

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April 21, 2005 - 12:26pm login or register to post comments

naughtytink
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I'm stuck in a tie here...

I'd either want to work for SETI or Work as a marine mammal scientist :-)

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Vindicator146
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The best job for your skill set, naughtytink, is Queen of Spain, right alongside King CommanderGood, and I am certain he will not object.

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April 21, 2005 - 2:41pm login or register to post comments

naughtytink
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I dunno, if it's up to my skillset I think I'd be a professional sleeper.
IN HAMMOCKS!

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April 21, 2005 - 10:17pm login or register to post comments

RayCabralSr
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A professional Tourist.

Travel all over the world and just report what you think would be interesting for someone else to see. Doing this on someone elses dime is sounding good to me.

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April 22, 2005 - 2:15am login or register to post comments

Vindicator146
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You should go for professional tourist, then, that is extremely within reason. You have three options, be photogenic, actually look good on TV, or be a good writer.

The only reason I am not a truck driver is because it doesn't pay enough.

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April 22, 2005 - 8:38am login or register to post comments

snoboy
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Vindicator146 wrote:
I'd be a truck driver.

Move to Canada then, we have a shortage apparently.

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April 24, 2005 - 1:02am login or register to post comments

buster
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naughtytink wrote:
I dunno, if it's up to my skillset I think I'd be a professional sleeper.
IN HAMMOCKS!

hammocks aren't only good for sleeping, you know.. nudge, nudge, wink wink.

Though I fully approve of your carreer choice.

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April 24, 2005 - 1:07am login or register to post comments

Vindicator146
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snoboy wrote:
Vindicator146 wrote:
I'd be a truck driver.

Move to Canada then, we have a shortage apparently.

I would, but they don't make enough money, and if there is one thing I like, it's money.

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StephTheGeek
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I've actually been mulling this one over for a while, and I've decided:

TechTV host. I think that would be my perfect balance of fame, geekiness, and flexibility.

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mcavic
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Quote:
TechTV host

Yes, that would be so you.

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