Post Three Random Facts About You

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This is a popular one at one of my other threads, so I decided to see if you guys like it.

1.) I am wearing a blue, "South Pole," hooded sweatshirt.

2.) I woke up this morning in the nude, even though I remember wearing jeans to bed.

3.) My black light indicates that no foul play took place while I was sleeping in the nude.

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1) Alcohol and Caffeine are the only drugs I've ever ingested
2) I've been kicked out of a state
3) I really like girls wearing hats

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1.) I only like to wear hats if I wasn't in the mood to shower that day.

2.) I had a rather nice shower this morning, liquid soap is the shizznite!

3.) Although, not using the washcloth made me realize my buttocks could use a shave!

For fifteen points, what movie is this from....(One of the few I've seen)

"How much would it be for both of us to get naked, put on sailor hats, get in a hottub full of Pepto Bismol, have me clip your toenails, and then you shave my buttocks?"

I loved it!!! I'd fallen out of my chair as soon as he said Pepto Bismol!!!!

Jesus, I am laughing now just thinking about it!

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Vindicator146 wrote:

For fifteen points, what movie is this from....(One of the few I've seen)

"How much would it be for both of us to get naked, put on sailor hats, get in a hottub full of Pepto Bismol, have me clip your toenails, and then you shave my buttocks?"

Rat Race. Now, where are my points?

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1) I have on a red t-shirt.

2) I wear glasses.

3) I just squashed a bug.

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Haddock-Boy wrote:
Vindicator146 wrote:

For fifteen points, what movie is this from....(One of the few I've seen)

"How much would it be for both of us to get naked, put on sailor hats, get in a hottub full of Pepto Bismol, have me clip your toenails, and then you shave my buttocks?"

Rat Race. Now, where are my points?

You are the master of all things trivial and useless, and you have been awarded fifteen points!

Tell me that wasn't one of the most hilarious things in history!

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1) I'm having LASIK done tomorrow
2) I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks (circa Anchorman)
3) I will eat shrimp, in any form that Bubba can cook it, until I puke, on any given day, at any given time, wearing whatever you'd like me to wear.

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1. I moved from Minnesota to California and back...TWICE...in the same year....all for a girl.

2. I would rather ride my bike than interact with 99.99999% of humanity.

3. I smoke pot.

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1. When I was younger, I stuck my finger in the gears of an exercise bike and chopped off the tip
2. My room is a fucking mess and I really need to clean
3. I'm probably the only girl alive who doesn't like the Sims

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1) I'm a bit bored at the moment

2) I'm in love (or lust?) with the barmaid of a local bar.. or maybe I'm just a drunk,.

3) The rest of the facts about me are actually not useless at all.

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1) I have a kitten, Diesel, and he plays fetch with coke bottle caps :lol: I swear.

2) I'm a member of the Planetary Society

3) I met my boyfriend online, he was in Texas and I was in Cali. We talked for 5 months via email, and phone. We fell in love, met for real... we now live together in a very happy home with 2 cats, a garden and an overly used X-Box.

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1) I have held a top secret clearance (TK/SI)

2) I once drank an entire bottle of Robitussin to get the DXM out of it, and then tried to wash it down with water. Not recommended.

3) I disagree with most of the laws of my country that dictate personal behavior.

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Vindicator, you are a strange man. :)

1. Caffeine is my only chemical dependency (Code Red, preferably).

2. I can't start a day without my Cheerios -- even if I sleep until lunch time.

3. I have a deep admiration for Emmy Rossum.

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What the hell:

1) I am a published author (not a vanity press)

2) My fingerprints are on file with the FBI

3) My upper has only been shaved 2 times in the last 24 years

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1) I'm waiting for the results of my first sperm test after my vasectomy.

2) I once had complete access to the accounting records of the Venezuelan Navy.

3) I know Jabberwocky by heart.

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Hmmm..

1) I was almost arrested in Egypt (at a time when I didn't have my passport or any identification with me) -- I talked my way out of it.

2) There is at most two degrees of separation between me and most of the heads of state in the world.

3) I have the messiest desk in my office.

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1) I'm scared of pastel coloured paper burning.

2) I was once very, very scared of sheep.

3) I like knitting.

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1) I also agree that Vindicator is a very very strange person, who apparently has a black-light in his room specifically to search his covers to make sure he didn't come in the night. The man needs to be corrupted by someone, BADLY. Not even Jeremy was a fraction of that bad.

2) I met ambrosia online--yesterday, and the day before, as well as many other times.

3) I like attention

Raven

4) I infrequently use punctuation on the last sentence in my posts.

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1) I won the NCAA bracket but I didn't watch a single game

2) Alyssa Milano has the same tattoo as me

3) I once sipped 2 shots of espresso instead of downing them (and it tasted really bad)

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Raven wrote:

4) I infrequently use punctuation on the last sentence in my posts.

Punctuation? On the last sentence of a post? That's a pretty cool idea...

Thanks!

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tww1fa wrote:

3) I know Jabberwocky by heart.

You mean there's people who don't?

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1.) I also know, "Jabberwocky," by heart.

2.) I think Alyssa Milano corrupting me would be permissible.

3.) I've got to pee!!! This girl I know, Julie, thinks my sytem needs to be flushed of its toxins and is making me drink at least ten cups of water per day.

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buster wrote:
2) There is at most two degrees of separation between me and most of the heads of state in the world.

This one bears explanation....

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Spazholio wrote:
buster wrote:
2) There is at most two degrees of separation between me and most of the heads of state in the world.

This one bears explanation....

C'mon Spaz, think about it...

The heads of state around the world have met or seen on TV the late JP2, as has Buster. Simple.

Jeez, I thought you were smarter than that.

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1) I don't know "Jabberwocky" by heart but if you hum a few bars... :D

2) There are a lot of things I would like to do with Alyssa Milano. :wink:

3) I am currently watching "Captain Blood" staring Errol Flynn

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1. I haven't grown since grade 8, which means I still wear child large/size 10-12 shirts.

2. In contrast, my boobs haven't stopped growning since I went on the pill. 4 years ago.

3. I'm deathly afraid of all insects, even houseflies and ladybugs.

Marg

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1.) I was looking up information on-line and found that my penis is above average in size.

2.) You guys are cool, I can make statements like that without fearing reprimand....

3.) Alyssa Milano......she'll be on my mind for a while.....

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1) I haven't grown since grade seven, yet certainly can NOT fit into any children's clothing :D For a while, my shoe size matched my age (yes, in women's sizes)

2) I have a strange affection for alpacas

3) I haven't set my alarm clock to a multiple of 5 in nearly a decade

/refrains from making a comment on Marg's boobs "growning"

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comandergood wrote:
1) I don't know "Jabberwocky" by heart but if you hum a few bars... :D

'Twas brillig and the slithey toves
did gire and gimble in the wabe.
All mimsy were the borgoves
and the momeraths outgrabe

(I'm sure some of the spelling is wrong)

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Let's see... I think my posts are in the double digits by now, but what the hell...

1) I always set clocks at least 5 minutes fast.

2) I agree with HB.. I love hats on girls.

3) I went to 5 different high schools.

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Blaze wrote:
comandergood wrote:
1) I don't know "Jabberwocky" by heart but if you hum a few bars... :D

'Twas brillig and the slithey toves
did gire and gimble in the wabe.
All mimsy were the borgoves
and the momeraths outgrabe

(I'm sure some of the spelling is wrong)

Ohhh, that old gem. I thought some of the metaphysical imagery was really particularly effective. Interesting rythmic devices too, which seemed to counterpoint the surrealism of the underlying metaphor.

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Thus with imagined wing our swift scene flies,
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