Needed: One Spaz

After nearly three years of being my site admin, Spaz is moving on to bigger and better things. I won't say I'm not sad, but with a new full time job, part time business, and new baby, I completely understand! I'll miss you, man... you know this site like none other and have become a dear friend to me  :)

He is still going to take care of basic server operations at least for the time being (keeping it secure and running), but I need a web developer to help out with some of the details when I'm busy. Examples may include:

  • Troubleshooting/installing scripts (generally PHP)
  • Creating MySQL queries and scripts to perform little tweaks
  • Working with image toolkits and cron
  • Improving general site efficiency
  • Familiarity with applications used on the site(s) is a plus (Drupal, Gallery, aMember, WordPress)

The way I like to do this is on a retainer -- I pay you $X/month for a maximum of X hours and can pick your brain or ask for something that needs to be done when necessary. Payment comes in two forms: a free lifetime membership plus a stipend which is based upon number of paying members. Things run smoothly and free up my time to create more content which means more members = you get paid more  :)

Interested? Give me a shout! 

Comments

WTF?

I'm being let go? Dammit woman, you could have found a better way to tell me!

I dunno.. this way has alot

I dunno.. this way has alot of comedy value for me.

HAHAHAHA dork

HAHAHAHA dork :P

*squishyhug*

I must admit, that was funny

I must admit, that was funny :)

Will Spaz still be around

Will Spaz still be around occasionally to help me LART the crap out of grammatical crimes against humanity?

- HB

Oh yes

You'd better fucking believe it. =)

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